Director Peter Weir (Master and Commander, The Last Wave) and Warner Bros. are fast-tracking an $80 million remake of Fitzcarraldo...Herzog is on board to produce the remake. No word on how Weir will tackle-slash-update the original film’s infamous and signature scenes, in which a steamboat was gruelingly pulled up and over a steep hill by natives, but it’s being reported that this version will be set 50 or so years in the future. Guess that eliminates the steamboat. Mick Jagger, who was originally supposed to star in the ‘82 film, is said to be in talks to contribute to the remake’s score.

No word on how Weir will tackle-slash-update the original film’s infamous and signature scenes, in which a steamboat was gruelingly pulled up and over a steep hill by natives.

I'm thinking of three little letters beginning with C that are not CSI.

Cinematical calls it a joke.

That means Paste fell for it, because they're reporting it today as news!

I have a list of all the three letter words that begin with C that I can think of, and none of them make sense in this context.

...That would seem to me an odd April Fool's joke, but if it is, I'll probably delete the thread.