Caught this one today, while killing time before the
Stepford Wives screening (hmmm, both films deal with the contrast between two kinds of women -- the high-powered manufacturer of glossy illusions and her more domestic, or domesticated, counterpart). Found it be irredeemably bland, dull, and LONG. I am grateful, though, that we never actually see Joan Cusack give birth. Just as no film can ever depict a gun without going on to depict someone firing it, so too no film can depict a pregnant woman without going on to show the baby -- but unlike most films, which create a big drama out of the breaking of water and the coming of labour pains and the rushing to the hospital, etc., this film just shows the baby in an epilogue. Nice.
But I digress. Stay on message, Peter. Bland, dull, and LONG. That's the lesson here.
Actually, I didn't mind the first half hour or so, as it sets the characters up -- but then the film didn't really do anything with them, except run through a bunch of very formulaic situations, all of which are resolved much too neatly, in typical sitcom fashion.
This film provides yet more fodder for my
pet peeve regarding the fact that, in film, CHILD siblings get to be of mixed gender, but ADULT siblings must always be all-brothers or all-sisters. Kate Hudson, Joan Cusack and Whats Her Face play three adult sisters -- all the same gender. But Cusack has at least one girl and one boy apiece, in addition to the child within her womb; while Whats Her Face, the character who dies in the first act, has two daughters and a son, all of whom are taken in by Hudson after Whats Her Face dies.
How odd to see a Christian subculture portrayed in such blandly positive terms -- with hockey teams called "Holy Hitters" and "Stormin' Mormons" (just how ecumenical IS this hockey league?) -- so soon after
Saved!.
Do Lutherans really believe in Purgatory? Or was Pastor Dan just nodding along the same way he nodded along when Kate Hudson said "Vespers" sounded like a scooter or motorbike?
Would have been nice if Pastor Dan's "I'm a sexy man of God and I know it" had been complemented by SOME sort of recognition of the fact that sex is generally a no-no at such an early stage in a relationship -- not just for pastors, but for Christians in general. (I'm too tired to get into the fact that Hudson's character isn't even a Christian at that point, at least not as far as we know.)
Also a bit odd to realize that the actor playing Peter, the "safe" prom date, is
Joseph Mazello, formerly known as That Boy From
Jurassic Park, That Boy Who Played C.S. Lewis's Stepson in
Shadowlands, and That Boy Who Played The Young Jim Carrey in
Simon Birch. What happened to HIS career!?