I was told a funny story long ago by a pastor who was guest preaching at a small church. He noticed to his chagrin that one of the older men had fallen asleep in the pew, head tilted back and mouth wide open as he lightly snored. A couple minutes later he noticed a teenager in the balcony. He was directly over the sleeping man, and he was lining up a shot. He had a small spitball crumpled up, and was preparing to drop it in the guy's mouth. The pastor told me the kid must had taken 15 minutes to get his aim, and then he let fly. Bloop! Perfect hit! The old man was startled awake, and i
