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$3740

The age question probably did me in

Edited by Darrel Manson

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Wow! $5624!

I'm the most expensive thing I own!

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Wow! $5624!

I'm the most expensive thing I own!

All that clean livin' has finally paid off! :) You need to work this into a sermon.

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I'm an albino dwarf with elephantiasis, so I'm worth more dead than alive.

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I'm an albino dwarf with elephantiasis, so I'm worth more dead than alive.

It's a wonderful life, Mando.

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Yeay, I beat Christian by $100! Apparently, I am a slightly more collectible commodity...sorry, Christian.

While the answer to how much you're worth is encouraging, the questions do not lead one to good self-criticism and are pretty relative.

What body build do I have: average, how much over (or under) average do I need to be to be "slim"? How much muscle do I need to have to be "atheletic"?

Exactly how tall do I need to be to go from "taller than average" to "tall" to "extremely tall/giantism"?

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$4,640 -- second only to CrimsonLine. Somehow that doesn't seem right. I can't possibly be one of the healthiest people on this or any other board.

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$4,640 -- second only to CrimsonLine. Somehow that doesn't seem right. I can't possibly be one of the healthiest people on this or any other board.

Health status isn't the only high-value criterion. Maybe it's your hair.

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Unless everyone here is a pale, pasty, overweight geek-oid who never gets off the couch, I am certainly NOT the healthiest person here. Dude, I'm on a diet because I weigh 255 - I need to lose 35 lbs just to get down to my wedding-weight (10 years ago yesterday!). BUT, I don't smoke, don't drink, and have no major medical conditions. I lost a kidney to cancer when I was seven, and also had appendicitis, so I'm missing a couple of major parts...

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I'm $4140. I obviously need some bling to dress myself up.

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$5,025

Wow, if I sold myself, I'd earn half of what I need to replace my old Tercel with a decent used car!

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$5,025

Wow, if I sold myself, I'd earn half of what I need to replace my old Tercel with a decent used car!

But considering the condition of the sale, you'd be able to ride free in a big, shiny Caddy.

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Wow, if I sold myself, I'd earn half of what I need to replace my old Tercel with a decent used car!

Don't you get an adv... um,

never mind.

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I'm starting to get offended. I wonder what makes me so cheap. I don't think I understand what increases cadaver value.

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Darn it. Crimson beat me by $200. Still, $5425 is pretty decent. Being 6'5" probably put me over into MVP territory. And my full neck-length head of hair. ::afro::

I'm starting to get offended. I wonder what makes me so cheap. I don't think I understand what increases cadaver value.

That's one thing in life you probably don't need to get too worked up with! :)

Edited by Joel C

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21 posts, and I'm still the reigning champ!!

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I'll bet a Kryptonian Cadaver would pull in over 6 g's...

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just to get down to my wedding-weight (10 years ago yesterday!).

HEY, don't bury such great news in a jokey thread like this one.

Congratulations! You beat me by about 2 and a half years.

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