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SDG wrote:

: Although on second thought I don't know about "fighting corruption."

Yeah, that was the main thing holding me back from guessing that, too.

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: Although on second thought I don't know about "fighting corruption."

Yeah, that was the main thing holding me back from guessing that, too.

Not to set a precedent for second-guessing each other's haiku, but it occurs to me that the "smallest / farthest" parallelism could be continued with something like To fight the darkest.

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Kin of crooked men,

but his conscience gives no peace.

Neither will his priest.

Edited by N.W. Douglas

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Short bald guy. Thin guy.

Waiter. And people think that

this is a movie?

"Look upon me! I'll

show you the life of the mind!"

And then a bird dies.

Man lies in a grave.

Then we switch to video

and jazz music plays.

"Boy, the food at this

place is really terrible."

"And such small portions!"

"Did you drive that thing

all the way here to see me?"

"I did." And they sit.

Dale

Edited by M. Dale Prins

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SDG   
Short bald guy. Thin guy.

Waiter. And people think that

this is a movie?

Big Night

"Did you drive that thing

all the way here to see me?"

"I did." And they sit.

The Straight Story

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Big Night

No, but BN works surprisingly well. (The first half of the haiku, anyway.)

The Straight Story

Yep.

Dale

Edited by M. Dale Prins

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Big Night

No, but BN works surprisingly well. (The first half of the haiku, anyway.)

People will argue that the second half fits, too. I wouldn't be one of them, but in the absence of a specific critical opinion of the film it's a plausible candidate.

Edited by SDG

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BMW   

"Look upon me! I'll

show you the life of the mind!"

And then a bird dies.

Barton Fink

"Boy, the food at this

place is really terrible."

"And such small portions!"

That's not The Great Muppet Caper is it?

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Big Night

No, but BN works surprisingly well. (The first half of the haiku, anyway.)

People will argue that the second half fits, too. I wouldn't be one of them, but in the absence of a specific critical opinion of the film it's a plausible candidate.

I suppose, but the second half of the haiku absolutely fits the film I'm thinking of (even though I don't believe it myself).

Dale

Edited by M. Dale Prins

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M. Leary   

"Look upon me! I'll

show you the life of the mind!"

And then a bird dies.

Barton.

Man lies in a grave.

Then we switch to video

and jazz music plays.

Taste of Cherry.

"Boy, the food at this

place is really terrible."

"And such small portions!"

Annie Hall.

Edited by M. Leary

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Barton Fink

Yep.

That's not The Great Muppet Caper is it?

I do vaguely remember that joke (or a similar one) being used in one of the Muppet films, but it was more important to the film I'm thinking of.

Barton.

Taste of Cherry.

Annie Hall.

Three for three.

I can't imagine why no one's gotten the first; I thought it was the easiest of the lot.

Dale

Edited by M. Dale Prins

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Just like the eagle,

I will swoop down from this ring.

Magistral cradle.

Nacho Libre or The Wrestler.... hmmmmmmm.......

Edited by Baal_T'shuvah

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The King is not dead.

Neither is the President.

Soul-suckers beware!

Edited by Baal_T'shuvah

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The King isn't dead.

Neither is the President.

Soul-suckers beware!

Bubba Ho-Tep. And I've never even seen it.

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Crow   

Short bald guy. Thin guy.

Waiter. And people think that

this is a movie?

My Dinner With Andre

We sit on the bed

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

then the film is fin

My Night at Maud's

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This one is way too easy if you've read this board for any length of time.

The light is going

from our star and this story.

Wish it was a doll.

*edit because I can't count apparently.

Edited by Buckeye Jones

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The King isn't dead.

Neither is the President.

Soul-suckers beware!

Bubba Ho-Tep. And I've never even seen it.

Rent it for kicks.

Tranquil beauty is

Juxtaposed with frenzied hum

of chaotic life.

Edited by Baal_T'shuvah

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M. Leary   

We sit on the bed

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

then the film is fin

My Night at Maud's

Yep.

Edited by M. Leary

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SDG   
My Night at Maud's

Yep.

See, I thought of that, but the part on the bed I remembered was the lying down under the covers ...

This one is way too easy if you've read this board for any length of time.

The light is going

from our star and this story.

Wish it was a doll.

*edit because I can't count apparently.

Hm. I would say the last line can only refer to Pleasantville, of course, but I'm not scanning the first two lines...

Tranquil beauty is

Juxtaposed with frenzied hum

of chaotic life.

Koyaanisqatsi

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SDG   
This one is way too easy if you've read this board for any length of time.

The light is going

from our star and this story.

Wish it was a doll.

*edit because I can't count apparently.

Hm. I would say the last line can only refer to Pleasantville, of course, but I'm not scanning the first two lines...

Oh, okay, it IS Sunshine. The doll thing was throwing me... I've been on the board TOO long.

Edited by SDG

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Short bald guy. Thin guy.

Waiter. And people think that

this is a movie?

My Dinner With Andre

There we go...

Dale

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Film director knows

Thirteen's the magic number

For rising actor.

Stuffy curmudgeon

Creates thoughts of suicide

In decent man's mind.

Six colorful guys.

In the trunk, a big surprise.

Helluva debut.

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