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Jack Chick...Reimagined

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You may all be familiar with this little gem from Jack T. Chick. But what if...


"It's a dangerous business going out your front door." -- J.R.R. Tolkien
"I want to believe in art-induced epiphanies." -- Josie
"I would never be dismissive of pop entertainment; it's much too serious a matter for that." -- NBooth

"If apologetics could prove God, I would lose all faith in Him." -- Josie

"What if--just what if--the very act of storytelling is itself redemptive? What if gathering up the scraps and fragments of a disordered life and binding them between the pages of a book in all of their fragmentary disorder is itself a gambit against that disorder?" -- NBooth

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Nuts. Can't read the what if link. The image shrinks. But what a Lark News! Now featuring Pew andParking reservations! Also my vote fo best throwaway joke: the fake banner ad up top advertising "The Keith Green Experience" A tribute. Oh yeah.


"During the contest trial, the Coleman team presented evidence of a further 6500 absentees that it felt deserved to be included under the process that had produced the prior 933 [submitted by Franken, rk]. The three judges finally defined what constituted a 'legal' absentee ballot. Countable ballots, for instance, had to contain the signature of the voter, complete registration information, and proper witness credentials.

But the panel only applied the standards going forward, severely reducing the universe of additional basentees the Coleman team could hope to have included. In the end, the three judges allowed about 350 additional absentees to be counted. The panel also did nothing about the hundreds, possibly thousands, of absentees that have already been legally included, yet are now 'illegal' according to the panel's own ex-post definition."

The Wall Street Journal editorial, April 18, 2009 concerning the Franken Coleman decision in the Minnesota U.S. Senate race of 2008.

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Rich--save the picture to your comp. Open it in Photoshop or some similar program, then zoom in.


[iNSERT SIGNATURE HERE]

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ROFL!!! This was right below the 'interesting development':

OTTAWA
Edited by Jason Bortz

[iNSERT SIGNATURE HERE]

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Rich,

Thanks for mentioning this site to me at church yesterday. I can see I'll be spending a lot of my time here from now on!!

Here is my own spoof on a Jack Chick comic ...

Yours truly,

Paul Erlandson

"anglicanbeachparty


Yours truly,

ABP

No one with a good car needs to be justified. -- Hazel Motes

In the final end, he won the wars, after losin' every battle.-- Bob Dylan, Idiot Wind

Hot Rod Anglican blog ...

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Heh... I'm tempted to pass that on to my parents. They're both big NASCAR fans.


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Heh... I'm tempted to pass that on to my parents. They're both big NASCAR fans.

Cool ... although if they're fans of one of the fine drivers of a Chevrolet automobile ... tell them "no offense intended."

NASCAR is about the only place other than church you can still hear people pray in Jesus' name. wink.gif


Yours truly,

ABP

No one with a good car needs to be justified. -- Hazel Motes

In the final end, he won the wars, after losin' every battle.-- Bob Dylan, Idiot Wind

Hot Rod Anglican blog ...

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I have serious trouble with Petty's notion of Purgatory. Oh, but as a Mark Twain fan, I think I understand. Formula 1 is purgation, eh? I must be a saint already. Never liked "racing" much that only relies on stepping on the gas and turning left.

Welcome aboard Paul. I even used a magnifying glass on your photo. Still didn't recognise you.


"During the contest trial, the Coleman team presented evidence of a further 6500 absentees that it felt deserved to be included under the process that had produced the prior 933 [submitted by Franken, rk]. The three judges finally defined what constituted a 'legal' absentee ballot. Countable ballots, for instance, had to contain the signature of the voter, complete registration information, and proper witness credentials.

But the panel only applied the standards going forward, severely reducing the universe of additional basentees the Coleman team could hope to have included. In the end, the three judges allowed about 350 additional absentees to be counted. The panel also did nothing about the hundreds, possibly thousands, of absentees that have already been legally included, yet are now 'illegal' according to the panel's own ex-post definition."

The Wall Street Journal editorial, April 18, 2009 concerning the Franken Coleman decision in the Minnesota U.S. Senate race of 2008.

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Hey, I've just discovered undeniable proof that Jack Chick reads Arts&Faith !!!

Not more than a few days after posting my NASCAR-themed mock Chick Tract, I go to the official Chick website to see that JTC has written his own NASCAR tract!

Read it here! eek.gif


Yours truly,

ABP

No one with a good car needs to be justified. -- Hazel Motes

In the final end, he won the wars, after losin' every battle.-- Bob Dylan, Idiot Wind

Hot Rod Anglican blog ...

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Apparently, there's a new film out there called Hot Chicks. David Poland has the review.

Too bad it's likely to not be playing at a theater near me... :-(


Nick Alexander

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