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Unfunny Things Seen on Church Signs

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"THIS CHURCH IS PRAYER-CONDITIONED"

One of the church signs in Minnesota read, "This church is prayer conditioned." :roll:

I was going to mention that I had seen this message on a church in Vancouver tonight, but I figured I'd play it safe and check to see if anyone else had seen it. Turns out someone had. Two someones. And the second someone's sighting even prompted a brief riff on the fact that churches are getting not only cheesy, but unoriginally so.

Ah well. It only took Canada four years to catch up.

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On a Lutheran Church sign shown in L. A. Times today: Don't give up. Moses was a basket case too.

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A billboard along the 10 near Palm Springs for a Missouri Synod Lutheran Church:

Avoid Truth Decay

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Driving to work this morning in the San Fernando Valley, drove past this church sign....

"Have you ever seen a hearse pulling a U-haul?"

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Tim K   

Last one I remember from a church in Jacksonville, FL -- "Google doesn't satisfy every search." I actually like it though.

After a quick google search on the quote, apparently this is popular and been used a lot :

"Google vs. God"

Edited by Tim K

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Clint M   

Seen before the Blackhawks played the Flyers in the Stanley Cup this year:

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But the new king, of all that's holy and good, is this mind-blowing thought:

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Edited by Clint M

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This photo is reportedly from 1974. (Click to enlarge.)

Edited by Overstreet

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MattPage   

FWIW, my Dad used to have a tax disc holder (which sits on the inside of the windscreen opposite the passenger) which had a similar (but better IMHO) thrust:

"Trust in God, but as I'm driving, please use your seatbelt".

Matt

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Persona   

The church sign across the street from where I live, right now:

"Call 911! -- NOT!

The people in this Building

Are On FIRE!"

I don't know what's worse, the joke itself or the fact they had to throw in a "NOT" to make sure everyone knew it was a joke.

Like, don't call 911. Please. Just jokin'.

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The church sign across the street from where I live, right now:

"Call 911! -- NOT!

The people in this Building

Are On FIRE!"

I don't know what's worse, the joke itself or the fact they had to throw in a "NOT" to make sure everyone knew it was a joke.

Like, don't call 911. Please. Just jokin'.

PSYCH!

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