Unfunny Things Seen on Church Signs

[Peter T Chattaway]

"THIS CHURCH IS PRAYER-CONDITIONED"

One of the church signs in Minnesota read, "This church is prayer conditioned." :roll:

I was going to mention that I had seen this message on a church in Vancouver tonight, but I figured I'd play it safe and check to see if anyone else had seen it. Turns out someone had. Two someones. And the second someone's sighting even prompted a brief riff on the fact that churches are getting not only cheesy, but unoriginally so.

Ah well. It only took Canada four years to catch up.

[Darrel Manson]

On a Lutheran Church sign shown in L. A. Times today: Don't give up. Moses was a basket case too.

[Darrel Manson]

A billboard along the 10 near Palm Springs for a Missouri Synod Lutheran Church:

Avoid Truth Decay

[Peter T Chattaway]

Church strips saucy sign

'Offensive' message at Brampton church draws complaint from parent

Toronto Star, January 18

[KShaw]

Er--it sure doesn't!

??

[John Drew]

Driving to work this morning in the San Fernando Valley, drove past this church sign....

"Have you ever seen a hearse pulling a U-haul?"

[Peter T Chattaway]

A church sign that a friend of mine recently posted at Facebook: "Tomb it may concern, Jesus will return."

[Tim K]

Last one I remember from a church in Jacksonville, FL -- "Google doesn't satisfy every search." I actually like it though.

After a quick google search on the quote, apparently this is popular and been used a lot :

"Google vs. God"

Edited May 24, 2010 by Tim K

[Clint M]

Seen before the Blackhawks played the Flyers in the Stanley Cup this year:

But the new king, of all that's holy and good, is this mind-blowing thought:

Edited July 1, 2010 by Clint M

[Overstreet]

This photo is reportedly from 1974. (Click to enlarge.)

Edited July 26, 2010 by Overstreet

[Peter T Chattaway]

[Peter T Chattaway]

Oddly Specific's headline on this picture: "Faith Without Works is Dead"!

[Tyler]

[MattPage]

FWIW, my Dad used to have a tax disc holder (which sits on the inside of the windscreen opposite the passenger) which had a similar (but better IMHO) thrust:

"Trust in God, but as I'm driving, please use your seatbelt".

Matt

[Peter T Chattaway]

[Persona]

The church sign across the street from where I live, right now:

"Call 911! -- NOT!

The people in this Building

Are On FIRE!"

I don't know what's worse, the joke itself or the fact they had to throw in a "NOT" to make sure everyone knew it was a joke.

Like, don't call 911. Please. Just jokin'.

[Jason Panella]

The church sign across the street from where I live, right now:

"Call 911! -- NOT!

The people in this Building

Are On FIRE!"

I don't know what's worse, the joke itself or the fact they had to throw in a "NOT" to make sure everyone knew it was a joke.

Like, don't call 911. Please. Just jokin'.

PSYCH!

[Overstreet]

[winter shaker]

On my trip to see OtR in Seattle...

[Darrel Manson]

These aren't real, but honest.