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The SeVenth String

10 Commandments of a Teenager

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I found these on the internet after my friend mentioned them at school:

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave'm in the middle)

(I left out the innapropiate ones)

Edited by The SeVenth String

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