Let's All Hate Toronto
Posted 17 April 2007 - 09:17 PM
Posted 17 April 2007 - 09:38 PM
Posted 17 April 2007 - 10:57 PM
I once toyed with the possibility of applying for a writing job there, but didn't like the thought of actually moving there; when I discussed this with a publicist who worked back east, I mentioned that I didn't particularly want to LIVE in Toronto, and she said, "Peter, nobody WANTS to live here..."
I haven't been there in something like ten years, but my visits to the city didn't impress me much -- I found it cold and grey and stony and concretey -- and as I mentioned at my blog the other day, I got a huge kick out of the 49th Parallel DVD, which includes a bonus feature where British director Michael Powell recalls touring Canada before writing his film, and "marvelling at Toronto's ugliness". Even then, eh?
Edited by Peter T Chattaway, 17 April 2007 - 11:03 PM.
Posted 17 April 2007 - 11:54 PM
This applies to the Prairies as well.
And I myself have a hatred for the Toronto Maple Leafs -- to the point that I revelled last week in the NY Islanders beating the NJ Devils and knocking the Leafs out of the playoffs.
Posted 18 April 2007 - 12:58 AM
Give me Vancouver any day. Heck, give me Eston Saskatchewan any day!
Posted 18 April 2007 - 09:45 AM
Parts of the city are really quite lovely - certainly far more so than the industrial towns/cities to the south and east! If you've ever taken the highway from Buffalo to Toronto, you'll know what I'm talking about...
If I had a choice (for a trip) between Montreal and Toronto, I'd go for the former, unless there was some compelling reason to be in Toronto at a given time - and often, there is.
Well, I'll weigh in as a Toronto fan. I haven't been to B.C. or any of the western provinces, but I'll gladly take Toronto over Montreal. I found it clean and friendly, yet bustling in a big-city way. The train system is great. And I love the ethnic diversity. Of course, the two times I've been there have been in the summer, when the weather was perfect, and the skies were blue. I probably wouldn't have such fond memories if I had visited in winter. But I don't like anyplace in winter, at least north of Miami, Florida.
Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:28 AM
: So do Canadians hate Toronto because (U.S.) Americans seem to love it?
I will say that, as a Canadian, I have always envied the way America's industries seem to be spread out over a variety of cities. In Canada, there is an unfortunate tendency to focus everything on Toronto, so that the centre of every industry seems to be in that one city, at least where the English-speaking population is concerned. And then our national politics get dominated by Toronto types who feel that everything needs to be about Quebec, Quebec, Quebec (i.e. the province next door to them). So, all these things play into that "centre of the universe" vibe.
: WAITAMINUTE: Bruce friggin' Cockburn lives in Toronto...
Ah, but does he WANT to live there...?
Posted 18 April 2007 - 12:00 PM
Apparently not anymore, because he lives in Montreal. Although Alan is right, he did live in Toronto for many years.
Posted 18 April 2007 - 06:12 PM
And not to mention that Vancouver also has Whistler. Awesome snow skiing, it doesn't get much better.
Posted 18 April 2007 - 07:38 PM
She grew up in Saskatchewan, though. Talks about it in some of her songs.
Actually, she grew up in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan specifically, and even went to the same high school that my fiance went to (thought many years apart).
Sheesh, Toronto tries to steal everything. Can't let us poor Saskatoon people have anything.
Posted 18 April 2007 - 09:09 PM
Let's face it. Whatever happens in Ontario affects the rest of the country. And where are the centres of power located? Ottawa and Toronto. Both in Ontario. And believe me. As a Windsorite who has heard for years that Windsor is the "A$$-hole of Canada" (I wear the label proudly of course ) it has this name because most people here feel that when it comes to handing out the government dole, we are the last to see it, i.e. our increasing border problem is an example of this.
So the rest of you guys out East or West? You aren't the only ones that feel that way.
Now, Toronto might not have mountains and lovely streams and forests, yada, yada, yada...but it is a cultural centre (probably moreso than the rest of the country or continent for that matter). But as far as modern cities are concerned, it is an example of modern architecture which represents a kind of utopian dream.
Tell me. Is this not the site of eternal aspiration?
Edited by BBBCanada, 18 April 2007 - 09:10 PM.
Posted 19 April 2007 - 12:28 AM
Nope, we just hate it. The fact that Americans think it's so swell just confirms our impression that American cities must be even uglier.
THOUGHTS ON A RAINY AFTERNOON
by Bruce Cockburn
from "Bruce Cockburn" (1969)
Rain rings trash can bells
and what do you know
my alley becomes a cathedral
eyes can be archways
to enter or leave by
vacuum's replaced by a crystal
O Jesus don't let Toronto take my song away
it's easy to love if
you let yourself love it
but like a moth
's wing it's easily crushed
O Jesus don't let tomorrow take my love away
Nope. New York = Toronto (but more interesting), Seattle = Vancouver (but uglier).
And as for BBC's comment that Toronto is the centre of the universe because it has the most buying power... Spoken like a true Ontarian.
Posted 19 April 2007 - 08:40 AM
Yer just jealous. Seriously though? You and I may not like it? But dems the demographics. It's a red rudder and it steers a lot of the policies in other provinces (especially the Western provinces a.k.a "western alienation") some of which is connected to the distribution of the population of Canada.
By the way. I use to live in B.C. On the island. Courtney/Comox. My dad was in the military there.
Posted 26 April 2007 - 10:41 AM
In Globe Toronto last week, R.M. Vaughan's "Toronto the Grimy!" defended his adopted city in the wake of the cross-Canada attack documented in Let's All Hate Toronto, which premiered Friday night at the city's acclaimed Hot Docs film festival. "All the bad things the rest of the country says about Toronto are so wonderfully, refreshingly true: It's trashy, dirty, dangerous, rude and full of itself," he writes. "In other words, it's a big city."
Globe and Mail, April 25
Toronto: Love it? Hate it?
If, as the makers of a new documentary claim, everybody hates Toronto, why does everybody live here? I mean, everybody who matters? . . . Vancouverites, people who spend a suspiciously Macbeth-ish amount of time protesting their calm, forgiving natures, turn positively apoplectic at the very sight of the word Toronto. I suspect this is largely because Vancouver is where failed Torontonians go to die. They have good reason to be bitter, stuck as they are, huddled and wet under the ass end of a mountain, forgotten and lonely, with only the faint hope of a devastating avalanche to get them through the night.
R.M. Vaughan, Globe and Mail, April 14
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He's got it backwards, of course. It's precisely BECAUSE Toronto hogs as many of the "everybody who matters" as possible to itself that the rest of the country hates it so much. See my earlier comments about the city's "centre of the universe" / "engine that drives the country" attitude.
Edited by Peter T Chattaway, 26 April 2007 - 10:42 AM.
Posted 26 April 2007 - 07:46 PM
Posted 27 April 2007 - 12:09 PM
And Vancouver isn't?
When Michael Powell said he "marvelled at Toronto's ugliness, and Montreal's beauty", was Montreal somehow not a big city?
Posted 13 June 2007 - 01:43 PM
The temporary bleachers have long since been cleared away but Torontonians who attended the opening of the Royal Ontario Museum's (ROM) new addition last Saturday night are still trying to forget. It was an occasion to delight those who despise the pretensions of Toronto. No doubt they will savour, till their dying days, how dreadful it was. But we who love Toronto hope we can (as mourners are advised to do) put it behind us and move on. Still, it's better at the beginning to talk than suffer in silence. . . .
We were there to celebrate Toronto's devotion to a quasi-religious belief in art, progress and imagination. First, though, it was a festival of thanking. At openings of cultural buildings, we give ritual thanks to donors, from whom all blessings flow. We do it as often as religious people thank the deity. Managers of these buildings must believe that donors suffer from a terrible thirst for gratitude, and they could be right. In any case, the thanking at the ROM reached previously unimagined levels of unction. The performances filling most of the evening were also worked into the religious theme: In between acts, Paul Gross, our host, conducted an argument with a booming voice (Gordon Pinsent's) that claimed to belong to Time. We all realized that Time represented God, who would have come Himself if He hadn't been made illegal. . . .
Robert Fulford, National Post, June 9
Toronto, the City that doesn't work
Much hay is made throughout Canada about why people dislike the country's largest metropolis and the attitude it seems to breed in its millions of residents. Most Torontonians pay little heed to the criticisms hurled at their city because the quality of life has been good. But Toronto's day of reckoning is on the horizon as the municipal government hurtles toward bankruptcy. . . . While much of the rest of Canada hates Toronto, it may not be too long before the people living in Toronto hate it just as much.
John Turley-Ewart, Full Comment, National Post, June 13
Posted 15 June 2007 - 01:08 AM
: Of course, I've also heard that Canadians consider Vancouver to be a back-water, redneck, "frontier" town...
You must have us confused with Calgary.
: "Provincial." I've heard that a lot from folks from Montreal.
Describing who? If Quebecers are calling any OTHER locality too "provincial", then, well, that's a hoot!
Edited by Peter T Chattaway, 17 July 2009 - 01:31 PM.
Posted 25 July 2007 - 01:57 PM
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Canadians don't care enough about Toronto to hate Toronto
I was thrilled to see Canada's Duke of Documentaries, Alberta Nerenberg in the pages of the National Post shilling for his new baby Let's All Hate Toronto. . . .
But while I love Albert's way of getting to the great Canadian funny bone, fairness forces me to say that the premise of this piece is a bit of a real time reach. And if you are thinking about this with a Western Canadian brain, you're thinking this doc ought to be aired on History TV. The truth is that we stopped hating Toronto a long time ago.
Toronto hasn't been the centre of very much thinking here in Western Canada for several years. There is a one word reason for this: Calgary. Someone needs to tell the very funny Alberta Nerenberg that it's difficult to hate a rival city unless it's seen as a rival. In the west, there is one city that has very much replaced Toronto in our collective consciousness. It's sometimes known as Toronto on the Bow. It used to be thought of as Cowtown. The city with the biggest udders is the one that gets the most attention. It is the one that is envied and possibly hated by those who feel they are being dwarfed. Envy has always been the mother's milk of hatred. . . .
Charles Adler, Full Comment, National Post, July 25
Posted 25 July 2007 - 07:42 PM